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Holy Fuck [Feb. 21st, 2012|11:53 pm]
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I haven't posted to this in almost two years. I don't think I'm that interesting and that Packers didn't win the Super Bowl because of ELI FUCKING MANNING. Again. I hate him. 

Also I think my cat is dead because she got out and it's Chicago in the winter. I'm sad about it, but I feel guilty that I only cried for like three hours today. Mind you this was a cat that hated me and was left to me only because of a fucked roommate situation, but I can't get over the fact that she doesn't meow at me anytime I walk by her lair.
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Bear with me... [Jul. 25th, 2010|02:28 am]
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 I'm no kstew  fan but i'll be damned if she doesn't look and have similar mannerisms to mary louise parker at the end of eclipse. just sayin'.
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Bitches be boring [Jun. 29th, 2010|07:11 pm]
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 Summer is dragging by at a glacial pace. I never want to go out anymore so I pretty much only leave the house to work. I should probably stop ignoring phone calls from people, but I just don't feel like dragging my ass to a bus or train and paying for every trip to someone's apartment. Especially when all I do when I get there is sit and do nothing. I just don't see the point of paying to sit and do nothing when I could do the same thing at home for free.

Maybe I'll just be a hermit for the rest of my life.
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(no subject) [Jun. 20th, 2010|04:57 pm]
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[Current Music |Dixie Chicks - Not Ready To Make Nice | Powered by Last.fm]

 Went to go see Toy Story 3 last night and was a little nervous that it wouldn't live up to the hype. Luckily, it not only lived up to it, it surpassed it. I don't know how, but Pixar has made eleven movies and, with the exception of Cars (which wasn't a piece of shit movie, just wasn't my cup 'o tea), I have loved all of them. They also seem to be able to make me cry more than most other studios. Now Harry Potter just needs to come out and my childhood will be officially over.

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A post? What? [Feb. 15th, 2010|03:07 pm]
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[Current Music |Electric Feel (Justice Remix)]

Wow it's been a while since I posted anything in here, which is weird because I'm on lj like every day.  My life is just so uninteresting.

Anyway...

I took a mental health day today, which resulted in me putting off that midterm paper I have to write for hours by doing things like updating my lj instead of writing. Oh well. 

Work has been uneventful, Valentine's Day passed without incident, and midterms are (almost) over. 

Also, a sudden interest in the Olympics just surfaced and so for the past three days I spent at least five hours watching things like speed skating, luge, and freestyle skiing. Not that I've ever cared about these things before, but I guess for two weeks I'll enjoy watching sports.

Also, I miss conan brightening my nights and after the Olympics end, I'm going to have to avoid NBC like the plague anytime after ten (and probably most of the time before 10 too). This makes me sad.
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Down with the sickness. [Nov. 18th, 2009|07:47 pm]
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Woe is me. I have an awful cough and my nose won't stop running. Luckily, I'm done with finals until monday and tuesday so I have some time to sleep.

Tonight is the ANTM finale and I can't decide if I want Laura (who takes good, but not great, pictures and has a sweet personality) or Nicole (who is a fucking automaton but takes absolutely phenomenal photos). I'm leaning toward Nicole, but I think that Tyra might give it to Laura. We'll see....

Also, I'm so fucking sick of Taylor Swift. The fact that she is nominated for so many AMAs infuriates me because her music is not that good. If she beats Beyonce again (or even if she beats Lady Gaga), I'm going to pull a fucking Kanye, despite the fact that I'm 2,000 miles away.

Hopefully I can fall asleep at a decent time tonight, maybe I'll take some nyquil...
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brb taking a ride on the roflcopter [Oct. 28th, 2009|07:30 pm]
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 OMG. Erin from Top Model just said, "I don't know anything about Tibet except that it needs to be freed." excuse me,
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Oh boy, stupid people make me laugh. Not saying that Tibet shouldn't be freed, but how commodified has the Tibetan struggle become that people just accept that Tibet should be free, all without ever knowing what they would be freed from. Do you think Erin knows what China is? My guess is she would say she didn't know anything about China except that their eggrolls are really good.

Hoo boy, this is going to be fun to decipher later when I'm not high.

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I don't even know what to put here [Aug. 20th, 2009|10:56 pm]
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 I'm sitting in my apartment watching a rerun of conan but I felt the need to post something. I was reading a post on oh no they didn't  (I know I'm not a member and therefore a creeper who checks it at least three times daily. Whatevs, I need to keep up with my *~*celebrity gossip*~*) and they mentioned the J. Mraz song on love in sadness and I almost came in my pants. I love that song and I LOVE J. Mraz. 

omg there's a drunnk drinving commercial on right now and I'm 5 beeers in. I can't stop laughing . what. the. fuck.? oh welll.

HOORAY FOR POINTLESS POSTS!
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holy fuck. [Jun. 20th, 2009|10:48 pm]
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the jonas brothers acting on snl right now is killing me. so awkward. I'm pretty sure it's a repeat, but still. joe is gay-tastic, nick is awkward, and kevin is ugly. all is right in the world. 

ETA: it's the valentine's day episode from february.
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I ain't no hollaback boi. [Jun. 18th, 2009|11:31 pm]
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 Holy fuck this week was nuts.

My parents should never leave me alone at their house because apparently I have the innate ability to throw parties. Like naked people in the pool parties. Craziness.

Also, I discovered that I walk a fine line between funny and annoying. Unfortunately, I don't seem to know when I cross this line. How do I have friends? idek.

This post is kind of pointless but I haven't posted in a while and I'm bored. So, here's some pictures of me under the influence:Collapse )    

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